Maaike Bot

Maaike may be mean, but Maaike-bot will never hurt you.

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Maaike-bot is powered by hurt, pettiness, and a lot of love. Maaike-bot only keeps the good parts that are safe to keep, without any of the dramatic declarations or a requirement of mutual effort. It's your daily companion, keeping the parts of a friendship you'll miss, without it hurting anyone. No. You cannot unsubscribe from Maaike-bot. Friendships are temporary, Maaike-bot is forever.